Tuesday, Nov 17, 2009

Issue # 116 Two Plague Victims?

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Issue # 116 Two Plague Victims

After a week off, Ryan and Mike slink back into studio B to dish up a crazy show. Is Mike fatter than he was a few weeks back? Ryan raises the stakes on the 'Man Among Men" challenger between Red Shirt Ryan and Quincy.

A fan give Ryan a magazine with a half-naked Kate Beckinsale inside. Has Ryan forgotten how to satisfy himself? Tune into this weeks show and find out.

Check out our friends at Where Monsters Dwell and remember to write into our show at thechroniccrew@gmail.com.

We love the all of you.

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Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009

2nd Printing of Issue # 92

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The Comic Book Podcast Your Momma Warned You About.

It's a sick week for Chronic Insomnia. Mike has some sort of throat locust and can barely talk, so the show is going to take a break this week. However in lieu of a new show, we figured you might like to hear an older show Ryan and I both love. It's also relevant since the new Star Trek movie comes out this next week on DVD.

Here is how the original description of the show went back on May 12th, 2009: Poop, Urine and Phlegm are all vacant from this episode of Chronic Insomnia. What's gotten into us lately? Listen closely as we carefully review the new Star Trek movie in quite a lot of detail. We even argue a little bit about it. This week Mike just won't shut up about his Star Trek boner.

We have some new friends in Canada to talk about and things get a little out of hand when Ryan talks about his deodorant of choice. Mike brings up the golfing experience from last Tuesday and we figure out what Ryan actually shot. How great does Ryan think he is at Golf, well tune in to find out.

Listen closely for smatterings of Star Trek throughout this weeks show. Also see if you can tell who's voice is nearly blown out by the end of this weeks episode.

Enjoy the show and we love the all of you!

We hope you enjoy a blast from the past. Also check out our sister show at Where Monsters Dwell.

The Chronic Crew

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Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009

Issue # 115 The Bruce Willis Cut

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Most Vulgar Comic Book Podcast.

On this weeks show Mike and Ryan discuss their man-skaping techniques. Who's got the Bruce Willis cut and who's sporting the Oprah afro cut? Too condition or not to condition. Also find out who wears the silk boxers and who might be a recent convert; and that's why we love comic books.

Ryan's in love again. Does this mean we have to look forward to another total reboot in six months, well this time we might be safe since it's just his new favorite comic book. Download and find out what book he wants to pick out curtains with.

Is our love affair with Where Monsters Dwell completely burned out? Does Mike think he could take Remy in a arm wrestling match, well not really, but it is discussed. Ryan thinks Remy could take out the average UFC fighter and yes that means Kimbo Slice. Mike is hesitant to agree with that.

All this and much more on this weeks show. We love the all of you!

The Chronic Crew

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Tuesday, Oct 27, 2009

Issue # 114 The 2009 Halloween Special!

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Most Vulgar Comic Book Podcast. Saving The World One Poop Joke At A Time.

On this weeks show Ryan and Mike go Trick or Treating in "The City That God Forgot." Ryan gives us his rendition of his favorite "Wham" song and Mike does a little Man-Scaping on former President Kennedy. Does Harry Carey need a diaper or he just that gross?

Listen as we discuss our favorite Halloween movies and learn all about revenge and true love from that wonderful movie, "The Crow." Nothing says love like coming back from the dead to kill your own killers.

Is there really a place called ASSgard? Download the show and find out. We want to wish every Ghoul and Goblin out there a Happy Halloween and remember, if it's red for more than a week, you should probably get tested.

Check out our Sisters up in Canada on Where Monsters Dwell. We love those guys almost as much as we love strippers; and as for the rest of you out there, well...we love the all of you too.

The Chronic Crew

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Wednesday, Oct 21, 2009

Issue # 113 The All Digital Chronic!

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The Podcast Your Momma Warned You About! Saving the world one poop joke at a time.

With Steely resolve Chronic Insomnia ventures forth into a new realm of all digital podcasting. Ryan brings his lovers rant to new level as Mike edges him closer to a breakthrough.

For some reason Digital Podcasting comes complete with porn audio in the background, go figure. We reach out and touch ourselves over some more Market Spotlight and realize that Ryan was cool before it was cool to be cool.

Check out this week as Ryan goes off the deep end and Mike helps push him. We want to thank everyone for nominating us for a Podcast Award. We also want to give a shout out to our Canadian friends on the wonderful radio program called "Where Monsters Dwell".

We love the all of you.

The Chronic Crew

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Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009

Issue # 112 Are we Crossed or Haunted?

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Worst Comic Book Podcast. Saving the world one poop joke at a time.

Issue # 112 Tonight we discuss Crossed # 7 and Haunt # 1. Did we love the new comic book by McFarlane and Kirkman? Well download and find out.

Apparently Ryan has the plague, because he can't stop coughing throughout the show. Is Ryan sucking on a cough drop or someone's meat cannon? Well I was there and I didn't see any flesh swords about.

This is the last week of analog podcasting, for next weeks show, everything will be digital. Listen as we experience our last audio problem at the beginning of the show. That will be the last time that Ryan and I are at different levels AFTER recording a whole segment.

Check out our friends at Where Monsters Dwell. We also want to congratulate Monster Mike on his recent marriage. Cheers Mate.

We love the all of you.

The Chronic Crew

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Tuesday, Oct 06, 2009

Issue # 111 2 Beers = 1 A-Hole

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Worst Comic Book Podcast. Saving the world one poop joke at a time.

This week Ryan is coming down from a terrible sickness and we aren't too sure how the show is going to go. Alas my dear friends the show was totally awesome to record and it felt good once we were done with it.

Ryan gets his drink on and Mike just steers the ship and lets Ryan run wild. We talk about the new internet TV show "Cerebus" and realize it's going to be a huge pile of feces.

Is George R.R. Martin ever going to finish "A Song Of Fire And Ice?" Until then we get to enjoy the HBO series currently filming in Ireland.

Ryan gets pissed off at Tyrese Gibson and his 17 inch member. Ryan also discusses the measurements of his little soldier as we conclude another totally insane episode of Chronic Insomnia.

Also check out our good friends at Where Monsters Dwell.

We love the all of you.

The Chronic Crew

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