Tuesday, Jul 28, 2009

Issue # 102 A 17 Inch Fat Cobra?

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The Worlds Worst Comic Book Podcast.

Interested in the latest news coming out of the San Diego ComiCon? Neither are we. Although we are sort of obligated to touch on some CCI items, like Marvel's acquisition of Miracle Man. Which is actually pretty exciting. Serious.

More importantly, we delve into the less well known but certainly more lethal Brooklyn Center ComicCon. It's the sort of hard hitting Eisner nominated journalism you've come to expect from us.

All this and a Great Moment in Fantasy featuring a 17 inch Fat Cobra? It's almost enough Chronic goodness to compensate for the foul recycled cloud of onion ring shart spray lurking in the studio. Almost. Will Ryan's cilia recover for next weeks show, tune in and find out.

Check out our friends at Where Monsters Dwell and Comic Book Queers and don't forget they don't really endorse us because we're vulgarians.

We love the all of you.

The Chronic Crew

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Tuesday, Jul 21, 2009

Issue # 101 Relax, it's only DNA!

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Worst Comic Book Podcast. Issue # 101.

Ryan's reading this book, some of you may have heard of it, it's called "Y The Last Man" and go figure, he likes it.

Manatee Weight Loss 2009 continues with a minor setback for one of us. Can Ryan return to the treadmill without exploding his shins? Tune in to find out.

It's another great issue of Chronic Insomnia as we talk about our friends in Canada and Chicago, our new favorite shows, Where Monsters Dwell and Comic Book Queers.

http://www.comicbookqueers.com/
http://wheremonstersdwell.ca/

We love the all of you.

Michael

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Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009

Issue # 100 Need We Say More?

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Chronic Insomnia - The Worlds Worst Comic Book Podcast brings you it's 100th episode extravaganza.

It's another milestone here at Chronic Insomnia. We'd like to express our gratitude to all our listeners for sticking in there for the past 100 shows. It's been a great ride and we hope you've enjoyed it as much as we have. This is also the longest show we have ever done so you're very welcome.

We start the show in an arena and suddenly lose our audience or we just get lazy and forget to add the crowd effects in the background, I guess it's all up to personal interpretation anyways.

This week Ryan's not smashed out of his mind on beer and White Russians, so we've got that going for us. Ryan brings out his ladies man speech and show's us all why he's still looking for that special lady friend. Some might say he's got some issues with the opposite sex, but you didn't hear that from me.

We touch, not near briefly enough, on "Wednesday Comics" and how much Mike loves "Preacher". Mike complains about his tit hurting and Ryan grills him on why he let's people constantly tug on this man jugs.

Our good friends at "Where Monsters Dwell" run into more problems with radio stations and mean women. Have we somehow jinxed them? Manatee Weight Loss 2009 is in full effect and we find out which one of us has actually gained weight in the past week. Could it be the half and half and the liquor from last week? Or is one of the hosts actually building up some muscle? Download and find out.

We'll be back for another 100, 200 or 300 shows. We thank you from the bottom of our cold dark hearts for sticking with us through all the crap and we hope to have you sticking around for much much more.

We Love The All Of You!

Michael

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Tuesday, Jul 07, 2009

Issue # 99.5 Grilled Manatee With Sauce

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Chronic Insomnia - The worlds worst comic book podcast brings you...

Episode # 99.5 Grilled Manatee With Sauce!

For tonight's menu, may I recommend a completely toasted Manatee with sauce? Way, way, way, WAY too much sauce?

Before the show I had a beer or ten and then mixed myself a couple of double White Russians as we sat down to record. And well...you're about to hear the results. I honestly don't remember that much of what was said. (making this introduction a bit of a challenge) Pretty sure that I couldn't speak straight, see straight, or complete a coherent thought.

I do remember that Quincy stopped the tape after the first thirty minutes because he couldn't take it any more, it was that bad. (this is unprecedented in the history of the show, oddly enough, our standards are quite low around here) And he said to me "You've got to pick it up, man. You're slobbering out blahblahbleeebloooblaah and I can't understand you. Let's do it again with some ENERGY, dude!"

And I'm thinking to myself, "If I had any energy, I'd be walking over to that wash basin and projectile vomiting bratwurst into it." Which I eventually did. This will be the only podcast you listen to this week that includes an obese white man chucking bratwurst and White Russians into a wash basin, I'd wager. You're welcome.

Also included: Manatee Weight Loss 09! Congratulations to Remy on his new baby girl! Hell's Kitchen turns to lead to gold with some awesome Daredevil buys in Market Spotlight! And a bunch more stuff that I have no recollection of at all!

- Ryan

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